UNPRESIDENTIAL: Ron DeSantis' Sloven Vow

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I've seen enough. Put a fork (or in this case, three fingers) in this guy, he's done.

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I've seen enough. Put a fork (or in this case, three fingers) in this guy, he's done.

In the last two election cycles, we’ve elected a dude from the Apprentice, and a dementia patient who falls up the stairs. Three-Finger Pudding Eater would be a considerable upgrade.

I don't think this country is going to vote for a weird anti-social meatball.

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I've seen enough. Put a fork (or in this case, three fingers) in this guy, he's done.

In the last two election cycles, we’ve elected a dude from the Apprentice, and a dementia patient who falls up the stairs. Three-Finger Pudding Eater would be a considerable upgrade.

I don't think this country is going to vote for a weird anti-social meatball.

We elected Dementia Joe. Pretty much anybody can be POTUS at this point.

Difference is, the "Dementia Joe" thing doesn't actually have any basis in reality. Biden is fine.