Attn Justices: Atlasia vs. Keystone Phil

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I think this is what I need to do to become a juror:
I swear (or affirm) that I will well and truly try the matter in issue between the parties, and give a true verdict according to the law and evidence, so help me Dave.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

(I sincerely hope that my innate prejudice against Italian-Americans, Republicans and Pennsylvanians, as well as my core belief that all trial defendants are automatically guilty, doesn't interfere with the fair conduct of this case.)

Your Honor,

After reading this statement, I ask the court to expell the juror and have him executed.

Calm down, I'm sure he was only joking.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

When will the trial start?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I have some questions for the Attorney General.  Is it allowed for me to question him?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

The law is pretty clear cut on this issue, so I vote Guilty.