Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

[Daniel Adams]

I can see Obama turning into a Jimmy Carter like figure after his first term.  I not trying to be a hack, but I just can't see prosperity in our country with his policy proposals.

That being said, I really don't know how he would do in his reelection run.

None of us do, but if he raises taxes on the rich and doubles the taxes on capital, we are in for a major recession or depression. He'll destroy our economy by doing that during an economic downturn. That's how the Great Depression came into being. They tried to balance the budget during a recession by raising taxes.

How is that Comedy? Do you not understand economics? Perhaps that's what's so comical about this.

Seriously, Xahar, take a course on economics before you make a fool out of yourself like this. Duke is 100% correct.

[Daniel Adams]

Secretary of State - Joe Biden
Secretary of Defense - G. I. Joe Biden
Secretary of Treasury - Joseph R. Biden the Second
Attorney General - Say It Ain't So Joe Biden
Secretary of Agriculture - Joe "Sixpack" Biden
Secretary of Commerce - "Gird your loins" Joe Biden
Secretary of Education - Jill Biden
Secretary of Energy - Sarah Palin Joe Biden's mouth...enough energy there to power the whole grid
Secretary of Health & Human Services - Dr. Joe Biden
Secretary of Homeland Security - Joe Biden, streetfighter from Scranton who put 100,000 cops on the streets
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development - Joe Biden, of Scranton and Wilmington
Secretary of the Interior - Joe "You've got to be kidding me" Biden
Secretary of Labor - Joe "Lunchbucket" Biden
Secretary of Transportation - Joe Biden, with a pickup truck
Secretary of Veterans Affairs - Beau Biden
Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency - Joe "rainbows and sunshine" Biden
Director of the Office of Management and Budget - Joe Biden, pennypincher
Director of the Office of National Drug Control Policy - Joe Biden, who has probably never done meth.
United States Trade Representative - Robert Rubin...ha, ha, just kidding.  Joe Biden.