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« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2009, 10:45:50 PM »
Quote from: Sam Spade on May 26, 2009, 10:41:04 PM
I didn't know this thread was entitled "Comedy and Whining Goldmine".

We're only human, Tongue
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« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2009, 12:37:20 AM »
This probably shouldn't be funny, but it made me laugh, so.. Tongue

Quote from: Keystone Phil on May 26, 2009, 06:57:41 PM
Speaking of Sotomayor's diabetes...

Can anyone tell me why anyone ought to care about this? I saw on the CNN ticker that diabetes groups are praising her appointment. Uh...what exactly are they saying? "We are glad a Supreme Court Justice will finally have to use an insulin pump. That is all."
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« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2009, 02:24:31 PM »
Quote from: Snowguy716 on May 27, 2009, 11:36:18 AM
Quote from: Vander Blubb on May 27, 2009, 11:10:33 AM
I think a more interesting question would be, do you sh**t in the shower?

You know, for someone who claims to be Mr. Straight Machoman, you sure have one hell of an anal infatuation.
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« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2009, 07:31:40 PM »
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« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2009, 05:53:35 PM »
Quote from: Governor Duke, Dirty South on May 31, 2009, 05:15:13 PM
FF. In fact, Phil's so dreamy that it's a wonder his name isn't Phil Jonas.
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« Reply #30 on: June 09, 2009, 05:07:24 PM »
He's gay.
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« Reply #31 on: June 09, 2009, 05:34:38 PM »
Quote from: px75 on June 09, 2009, 05:26:37 PM
Well, thank God I saved it here for the future generations.

Lunar should be a comedian.
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« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2009, 06:37:21 PM »

LOL
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« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2009, 07:30:54 PM »
Quote from: Reagan, Dubya we miss you!!! on June 11, 2009, 07:30:18 PM

I'm abstinent... ok.. not in all cases.. buuuuttttt..stillll.
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« Reply #34 on: June 11, 2009, 11:28:54 PM »
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« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2009, 02:13:11 PM »
An oldie:

Quote from: opebo on May 05, 2004, 06:14:51 PM
Anybody But Roosevelt!  That socialist.
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« Reply #36 on: June 22, 2009, 12:01:44 AM »
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« Reply #37 on: June 22, 2009, 12:08:50 AM »

I was supportive of the whole "Love at first sight" thing. But not "marriage at first sight." I would expect you of all people on this forum to want people to take marriage and relationships seriously and maturely.
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« Reply #38 on: July 05, 2009, 09:45:47 PM »
Quote from: J. J. on July 05, 2009, 09:34:33 PM
And in a related story, Biden checks the gas tank in his car with a lit sparkler to see if he has enough fuel to get to the beach.   
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« Reply #39 on: July 07, 2009, 04:48:18 AM »

One of the best posts I've seen in awhile. Tongue
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« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2009, 05:13:50 PM »
Quote from: BeccaM on July 09, 2009, 04:59:28 PM
Your theories are intriguing. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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« Reply #41 on: July 12, 2009, 04:30:03 PM »

Given that he's probably one of the gayest members of the forum, that isn't very surprising.
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« Reply #42 on: July 12, 2009, 04:38:45 PM »
Quote from: Cyrus the White Rabbit on July 12, 2009, 04:37:08 PM

That's my point really, it's just more proof. The fact that he still hasn't come out is where the implied humor is.

Bad day for me, sorry Tongue
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« Reply #43 on: July 13, 2009, 09:53:49 PM »
Yeah.. kind of disturbing..
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« Reply #44 on: July 13, 2009, 11:55:05 PM »
I refrain from saying what's on my mind.
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« Reply #45 on: July 14, 2009, 01:00:23 AM »
Love is in the air.
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« Reply #46 on: July 19, 2009, 06:44:49 PM »
Quote from: Foamy the Weasel on July 19, 2009, 05:58:13 PM
OMFG!! THEY ARE TRYING TO TURN US INTO SALAD EATING HOMOSEXUALS!!!
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« Reply #47 on: July 21, 2009, 04:20:03 AM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on July 20, 2009, 03:38:18 PM
Quote from: Country First, Party Last on July 20, 2009, 03:33:55 PM
Quote from: Rob on July 20, 2009, 02:52:37 PM
Frazier. The Conservative Black Loser Club needs a fresh face- Ken Blackwell, Lynn Swann, and Michael Steele are getting lonely.

How is Ken Blackwell a loser?

Um...
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« Reply #48 on: July 28, 2009, 03:08:30 PM »
Quote from: Fmr. Sen. DWTL on July 28, 2009, 12:20:10 PM
I live in a town where the median family income is around $80,000 with <4% poverty.  That pretty much describe your typical middle class American town.
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« Reply #49 on: July 30, 2009, 01:58:54 AM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on July 30, 2009, 12:14:28 AM
Quote from: Joe Republic on August 29, 1972, 04:45:12 AM
static threshold is breached.  Oh.  Damn.

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Guys, I've finally perfected the temporal interference device!  But I'm not sure how long the effect will last before the
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