Unfortunately, the Revolution won't help you get girls.
it will, actually. obesity rates will decline, as will the US' sky-high abstinence rate, which is fueled by the advertising sector, designed to convince people of their flaws only reparable through the purchasing of products.
...I guess you could argue that the nation's neoliberal czars have changed our culture in ways that makes most women prostitutes in one way or another. (They will only sleep with those who can "afford" them). Then again, the reason why it takes just a couple of weeks...tops...in the big city to get laid and at least a few months in a small town could simply be that there's a population density issue.