Yes, Charles Peterson, aka Charlene Peterson (post-op), will become our first transvestite President, elected in 2076. Known for its love of stilettos, blonde wigs and purple lipstick, Peterson will go down in history as one of our greatest Presidents, having ended the Zeta Reticulan War without having fired a single shot.
That would actually be pretty bad ass. However, I know you are being a jackass. Remember-
Isiah 56-
3 Let no foreigner who has bound himself to the LORD say,
"The LORD will surely exclude me from his people."
And let not any eunuch complain,
"I am only a dry tree."
4 For this is what the LORD says:
"To the eunuchs who keep my Sabbaths,
who choose what pleases me
and hold fast to my covenant-
5 to them I will give within my temple and its walls
a memorial and a name
better than sons and daughters;
I will give them an everlasting name
that will not be cut off.
Why am I pathetic for talking about President Buchanan. Are you a moron?
Well, I guess we had a closeted homosexual...