The Sexuality Spectrum Test

[NDN]

Right.  I've seen hundreds of men naked.  Group showers suck.  Just stare at the wall and use soap on a rope.

uh, not so sure about you.  You didn't even break 40.   

I even kissed a dude once, but it was on a dare.

Why didn't you call me back the next day?

More importantly, was it on the lips?

[NDN]

I scored 40. I'd copy and paste my commentary if I wasn't on an iPhone.

iPhone?  dude, that's gay!

Yeah for once I'm going to have to agree with my jmf. Deduct about 10 points now.

[NDN]

Bi/Slightly Straight

You scored 7 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

For the most part, you are bisexual. You have a slight preference for the opposite gender, but either gender would suit you. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this will change after you do some experimenting.

Crappy test.