Will Obama be a better President than Bush?

[Sensei]

The bar Obama has to clear to do this is similar to one that would be used at the pole vault event at the midget Olympics.

[Sensei]

he'll be better in the sense that, the speech at which we continue to march towards the cliff will only be increasing at a decreasing rate.  as opposed to Bush, as the third derivative was positive

thus making Bush a jerk in more ways than one.