BRTD, or SPC. Both are thoroughly unelectable, and SPC might be clinically insane.
I'm pretty unelectable, too, but less so. I'm an agnostic brown.
Me. My secularism would destroy me.
Seeing as you have no (or very few) crazy views and there are crazy secularists on the forum, this holds no water.
I'd say Mitty
People like myself, BRTD, SPC, jfern that have extreme views could find places to get elected
Mitty has views so all over the place that he would have trouble finding a place that fits him well enough to get elected
As far as overall, I'd say Gporter because no one could take his candidacy seriously
If Jesse Ventura could be governor of a state, Gporter can at least win something small. Also, I can't think of a place in America that you can get elected.