if heaven exists, would there be food?

[Aizen]

think about it.

cow dies to feed a man
cow goes to heaven
then man dies and goes to heaven
then man eats the cow again? that's not fair

[Aizen]

that clears it up. i was wondering if the cow would then go to "higher heaven". or it was just reappear to be eaten again.


but i still must inquire...


why do cows not have souls?


if we prod them do they not feel pain?
if we offer them water do they not drink?
if we squeeze the utter does it not produce milk?


what do we eat in heaven if we can't have animals

[Aizen]

what do we eat in heaven if we can't have animals

Joseph Smith promised his followers 'eternal celestial sex', so I'll let you connect the dots.

well according to my sources in heaven you don't eat. you don't drink. you don't laugh or cry.  all you do is sit in front of god and feel his presence for all eternity. that sounds horrible in my humble opinion.

but this eternal celestial sex thing... does intrigue me...

[Aizen]

There absolutely will be food.  The book of Revelation talks about the marriage supper of the Lamb (the Lamb being Jesus Christ) where all of God's children will feast at God's table and have everything they could ever want or need.

lamb? lamb is gross. why do sheep go to heaven but cows go to hell?

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will i get to talk with Julius Caesar? i've always really liked him

[Aizen]

There absolutely will be food.  The book of Revelation talks about the marriage supper of the Lamb (the Lamb being Jesus Christ) where all of God's children will feast at God's table and have everything they could ever want or need.

lamb? lamb is gross. why do sheep go to heaven but cows go to hell?

No, you're mistaken, Jesus Christ is the Lamb of God, referring to the lambs that were sacrificed in the Old Testament.  That's not necessarily what we will be eating.  I don't know what exactly will be on the menu, but I do know it will be the best meal I will ever have eaten.

will people be on the menu? because i'm sure a devout cannibal would want that....

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no, i'm pretty sure that's Robert De Niro and Matt Damon and Angelina Jolie