Ewww...what is this place?

[Aizen]

u r a girl? omg pics nao plz kthnx

[Aizen]

If people think I am Michael just because we are kind of dating then they are wrong.

OBJECTION!


Mike Naso doesn't date girls. However, we do have photographic proof that he "dates" dogs. Also, where are the pics of you?

[Aizen]

I don't like pictures on the internet to strangers. My friends hate it but I don't even do Facebook! Michael does love his dogs, they are so sweet! I am Michael's girlfriend...kind of. We didn't make it official official but I would be his first girlfriend since grade school.

I'm not a stranger. I'm Mike Naso's good friend, Kevin. Remember, we all used to hang out together? Down by the river? So now that we've cleared that up... pics nao.

[Aizen]

Yeah, I've grown bored of this fascade rather quickly.

[Aizen]

It's why I like him.

You like him because he likes Starbucks?! That has got to be the DUMBEST thing I've heard in a long time.

You mean he likes himself because he likes Starbucks

[Aizen]

Snowguy, I call him Michael because that's his name! Some people call him Mike but his mother and sisters call him Michael so I do the same. You people read too much into this stuff!

Wrong. He called himself Mike. That implies that's what he wishes to be called. A so-called "lover" wouldn't call him by a distant name like Michael. Trust me, my name is Michael too.

[Aizen]

Wrong what? Where did I say that he didn't call himself Mike? I just said his mother and sisters call him Michael, nothing about what he calls himself. And I am not his lover. I made clear we aren't even really officially dating!

However, you are, in fact, "close" enough to have access to his account. That would imply you are at least good friends... you shouldn't be calling him Michael. By doing so you're proving you are distant. This would contradict everything you said. Hell, you even supposedly know what his parents call him. So...wrong

[Aizen]

Mr. Moderate, your membership profile says you are a male! Stop.     Michael isn't dreamy. He is just smart and interesting. He also likes Starbucks.

i told you that bill gave me his profile so i could talk about politcis but im a little over my head because i'm a girl and dont know much about stuff

id change my profile but i dont know how he never explained it 2 me

and OMG i like starbuck too!

pics plx

[Aizen]

Why should I have to call him Mike because he calls himself that? People in his life call him Michael so get over it!! I am not distant because I call him another name. I don't get how this contradicts everything. I never once said what that he calls himself "Michael" or that he prefers something else. I know he calls himself Mike but who cares? He wants me and not you Akon. Get over it!  

No, I'm definitley right. And you have a penis

[Aizen]

Akon, you need a girl. Maybe I can hook you up with someone!!

can i bite their ear?

[Aizen]

I don't know where I am on abortion either. I'm all for killing babies but I'm against giving women any type of right.