Do you satisfy the Republican purity test?

[Aizen]

(1) We support smaller government, smaller national debt, lower deficits and lower taxes by opposing bills like Obama’s “stimulus” bill;

Since when does the Republican Party care about smaller debt, smaller government and lower deficits? What a joke

(2) We support market-based health care reform and oppose Obama-style government run health care;

Of course not. I like the Republican plan of not having a plan though. I guess when you're the party of intellectual lightweights it's easier to simply be obstructionists.

(3) We support market-based energy reforms by opposing cap and trade legislation;

As pointed out, this is market reform. So, uh.....


(4) We support workers’ right to secret ballot by opposing card check;

Don't really care about unions but I don't "support" the Republican agenda here so no.

(5) We support legal immigration and assimilation into American society by opposing amnesty for illegal immigrants;

No, I'm realistic

(6) We support victory in Iraq and Afghanistan by supporting military-recommended troop surges;

No. Republicans may love wasting money and resources on stupid wars but I don't

(7) We support containment of Iran and North Korea, particularly effective action to eliminate their nuclear weapons threat;

No.

(8 ) We support retention of the Defense of Marriage Act;

No. I'm not a retarded bigot

(9) We support protecting the lives of vulnerable persons by opposing health care rationing and denial of health care and government funding of abortion; and

Abortion will never be illegal. Get over it and stop wasting our time with this stupid wedge issue

(10) We support the right to keep and bear arms by opposing government restrictions on gun ownership.

There isn't going to be any restrictions on guns but at the same time there is no need to expand your "rights" to allow guns on campus, trains, national parks, strip clubs etc. The status quo is not perfect but I'm more or less fine with it. So No to this agenda


So pretty much 0ish out of 10. That's certainly a relief.