If I somehow get into District 2 I might cry. The chance to meaningfully vote for anyone but Scalise would be a dream come true.
Which is to say: I hope they shore him up in St. Tammany rather than Jefferson.
If you live in the East Bank, I wouldn't put much hope in that. Outside of a handful of specific precincts which are mostly (but not all!) in LA02 already, its a strongly majority white region. And thats before we talk about how the Metairie GOP seemingly has huge influence, or how Scalise lives in the East Bank.
I know it's a pipe dream, because I'm on the East Bank, although close enough to Orleans Parish -- and not in Metairie -- that I'm a *little* hopeful. (Only 70% white as opposed to Metairie's 77%.) If you were to draw a majority-minority district in part through the East Bank, it would probably have to run through my area.
You're right, though, that it's more likely to run through the West Bank.