This is like a black hole, I've spend the last 2 hours reading this. It's fine line between being extremely funny, and extremely depressing.
What's the history with Bushie?
There are 21 other Update threads where you can read the entire history.
Don't forget about the hobo shed orgy.
I don't have that much free time!
You'll make time for it. How else are you going to learn about his adopted kids from Kenya, the time he tried selling us all insurance and got de-modded, side jacking, the train room, his love affair with Allison, the time Update saved him from prison, and -- of course -- the time he lost a whole ton of weight but it all turned out to just be a lie.
Let's not forget the horrific April fools joke he crushed his mama with and the fact they had a good laugh at papa's diabetes diagnosis.
Hey mom! I don't have a job anymore!
HAHAHA APRIL FOOLS
No seriously though I quit to work at a call center
