Notice of special elections

[minionofmidas]

I would recommend that PiT run for Senate again.

I would recommend that people vote for Fritz. He's a member of Atlasia's feline community. We need feline leadership.

[minionofmidas]

I call on the governor to organize his own special election!

[minionofmidas]

I would recommend that PiT run for Senate again.

I would recommend that people vote for Fritz. He's a member of Atlasia's feline community. We need feline leadership.

Should I consider that an endorsement?  Or will we be bringing out the emobunny again? 

That is an endorsement. The emobunny will be served as your dinner at the inauguration.

[minionofmidas]

If you lose by some miracle

It's called ballotstuffing.

But you proved your basic inability to read closely once again. There'll be an inauguration dinner no matter who is inaugurated, and the emobunny will be served to Fritz no matter who wins.

[minionofmidas]

If you lose by some miracle

It's called ballotstuffing.

But you proved your basic inability to read closely once again. There'll be an inauguration dinner no matter who is inaugurated, and the emobunny will be served to Fritz no matter who wins.

Man the Midwest has truly reached the pinnacle of utopia if everybody gets a roasted emobunny dinner, win or lose.

No. There is only one emobunny, and it will be served to Fritz at the inauguration dinner. No matter who is being inaugurated.

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To the unattentive or stupid reader.

I'll chalk it up to unattentiveness.

[minionofmidas]

I am sorry but the last sentence "The emobunny will be served as your dinner at the inauguration." seem to indicate to me that it was "his" innaugrutation. 

Yeah, that was my interpretation, too.  But no- if I win, we will hold an Emobunny Banquet for all of my supporters.  If I lose, the emobunny will be donated to a worthy charitable organization, and I will content myself with the roast crow.

You have no say in the matter. I control the emobunny supply.

[minionofmidas]

I heard a rumour that the emobunny was actually a hare.

     We can't let Lewis's secret get out. Otherwise he will sic armies of emobunnies on us.

Hmmm... tempting idea.

[minionofmidas]

I heard a rumour that the emobunny was actually a hare.

Breaking

Altercation between parliamentary candidate Igg and senatorial candidate Fritz the Cat ends in fatality.

[minionofmidas]

Breaking

We retract our earlier report of a fatality. It seems Mr Igg merely fainted.