We're gonna stay up with you folks! We here at DBC news will stay up with you as the news unfolds..because we CARE! The results from the Fantasy Election are POURING in....and with 60% of the precincts reporting.....DBC news has claimed this race TOO CLOSE TO CALL!!! With both candidates recieving 50% of the vote. Stay with us folks....for all your news....you know where to come! DBC....we get your news and we get it FAST!
If I counted right, we have
11 votes for the Republicans
11 votes for the Democrats
1 undervote, though the Republicans are rightly claiming the chad is indented. I would consider this vote valid, but if I were an election supervisor somewhere I'd also demand we take a vote on it. (That's what we do in Germany when there's the least bit of doubt about a ballot: have a vote, count it anyway, and put it in an extra envelope for doubtful ballots so the people at the next level can check our decision. They don't do that though, they believe us and through our envelope away.)