Where is Osama?

[minionofmidas]

On my couch drinking a beer with Saddam.

While I don't think he's in your house, and Saddam is certainly elsewhere, I don't think Florida is such a bad guess...if I were him the US is where I'd be.

[minionofmidas]

Could he be hiding out in Iran? Or maybe perhaps Saudi Arabia?

Yeah, Saudi Arabia is an option. Kinda like the US option really, from the ideological point of view.
Iran is probably one of the least likely scenarios.

Essentially there's three options:
-Killed at Tora Bora or died on the run of kidney failure
-In hiding somewhere in Afghanistan or Pakistan
-Somewhere in the West, or a place he'd falsely consider West (such as Saudi Arabia). Without a beard, with a sleek haircut, and growing fat.

[minionofmidas]

ISI has him and they are holding him ransom against the US taking away the statute in their charter which requires the approval and vetting of the ISI Director by US intelligence.

or

He may be in Tijuana eating barbecued iguana while awaiting his turn on stage at the "donkey bar".  

freedomburns

See that nice, lean, cleanshaved, darkhaired man with the sunglasses who's just moved in opposite to you? That's him.