What is your actual first name?

[minionofmidas]

James

I'm going to call you James from now on when we argue about Hillary Clinton.

His given names  are James Henry. He's called Harry.

For me? Martin.

[minionofmidas]

Right.

[minionofmidas]

Brett

Parker

The question was for first name.

[minionofmidas]

My first name is Brock.

You mean you can't afford a first name, and have to make do with several surnames instead. That's OK though, you're in good company - Franklin Roosevelt, Dwight Eisenhower, Jefferson Davis, Danforth Quayle all share your predicament.

[minionofmidas]

Actual? As in current?

Martin.

[minionofmidas]

I guess it is finally time to let the cat out of the bag........my name is.......










Scott!

You should've let us keep thinking your name was Hannibal.  Mighty fine name, that is.

BTW, I'm named Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus.  My parents thought it had a certain ring.

I envy you. I'm really Brutus.

By the way, anyone calls me Scotty, I kill you.  Have a nice day :-D

Beam me up, Scotty!

You die

You don't have the power to decide that, Scotty.