Candidate Declaration Thread

[minionofmidas]

I shall be running for Vice President, on a ticket with Al.

[minionofmidas]

I am standing as a candidate in the upcoming Senate elections.

[minionofmidas]

THE DIRECTIVES OF THE HUMAN CODE NAMED "Governor, Fmr. Chairman, Fmr. Judge, & Queen Mum Inks.LWC" WILL VECTOR A PATH TO THE DELETION OF THE HUMAN RACE MORE EFFICIENTLY THAN THOSE OF JOE REPUBLIC.  THE HUMAN IS A USEFUL PAWN IN THE PRIME DIRECTIVE.

COMMAND PROTOCOL/JOEREPUBLIC/MIDEASTGOVCAMPAIGN.EXE ABORTED

Aw.

[minionofmidas]

The Central Committee of the Revolutionary Cultural Marxist Party of Atlasia would like to declare the candidacy of Comrade L. Trondheim.

[minionofmidas]

The Central Committee of the Revolutionary Cultural Marxist Party of Atlasia would like to declare the candidacy of Comrade L. Trondheim.

I thought CMPA don't participate in "rotten bourgeiose" elections.

CMPA has, sadly, been dissolved transformed into a bourgeois organization by its last leader (corporate stooge, imperialist licking dog) Widdershins.

This is an RCMPA communication.

[minionofmidas]

This is avoiding the fact that kittehs love streetfighting, bunnehs love gulags and therefore, dialectically, people like streetfighting and gulags too. Or will once we've had a chance to convince them. In our bunneh-run gulags.