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minionofmidas
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« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2007, 10:38:52 AM »
Victim of global warming.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2007, 11:10:23 AM »
Falls off armchair headrest while sleeping, fractures spine.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2007, 09:03:39 AM »
He'll be tenderly squeezed by a 350-pound young lady until he chokes.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #28 on: December 30, 2007, 09:31:56 AM »
On the battlefield, happily.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2008, 08:40:30 AM »
Strangled by an angry librarian due to returning a book two days late.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #30 on: January 02, 2008, 08:44:58 AM »
Quote from: Gabu on January 02, 2008, 08:42:34 AM
Crushed to death by ridiculously large German words like "Jahresdurchschnittstemperaturen".
Suffers heart failure while overjoyed to hear the FR actually misspelled "Langzeitwetterbeobachtung".
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #31 on: January 02, 2008, 11:31:44 AM »
Tickled to death by the guy in his signature.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #32 on: January 02, 2008, 02:19:51 PM »
Ruled by 2008 and sucked on by 2007 until he dies.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #33 on: January 03, 2008, 05:17:50 PM »
Gets killed and eaten by Old Europe while screaming "A dingo ate my baby!"
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #34 on: January 04, 2008, 05:10:59 AM »
Chokes on one of Azania Chamberlain's bones that was hidden in his dingo stew.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #35 on: January 04, 2008, 01:45:21 PM »
Put to the wall as a traitor when the GDR is resurrected.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #36 on: January 04, 2008, 03:59:03 PM »
While Gully Foyle will of course be assassinated as a traitor by the IRA when British dominion over Ireland has been resurrected and he's a higher civil servant in his sixties with hornrimmed glasses.

As to Willy Woz... he'll be dissolved in a pool of acid.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #37 on: January 04, 2008, 05:29:27 PM »
Heart attack after noticing he killed Bullmoose.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2008, 12:58:40 PM »
Death by Hanging, of course. I think he has pointed out that that is his preferred method of execution often enough by now.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2008, 04:50:51 PM »
Death by hanging.

Reason for death sentence: Old age.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2008, 06:24:55 PM »
Of cold. Obviously.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #41 on: January 09, 2008, 04:32:17 PM »
Dies of broken heart after being skipped by Lewis Trondheim in the "predict how the previous forumite will die" thread.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #42 on: January 10, 2008, 06:03:03 AM »
Eaten by a Koala.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #43 on: January 10, 2008, 06:37:04 AM »
Travels to Halle-Neustadt and is mistaken for Turkish on account of his new username. (What's that mean anyways?)
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #44 on: January 10, 2008, 06:49:14 AM »
Oh. Right. Never seen it written down before, I guess. Great movie.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #45 on: January 12, 2008, 11:36:45 AM »
Suffers a heart attack while defloring a homeschooled virgin.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #46 on: January 15, 2008, 07:01:39 AM »
Buried under avalanche of 5 dollar bills.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #47 on: February 02, 2008, 06:01:31 AM »
Accidentally eaten by hughento who mistakes him for a dingo
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #48 on: February 18, 2008, 10:25:39 AM »
Hilary's first act in office will be to order his execution by excessive waterboarding.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #49 on: February 18, 2008, 02:37:29 PM »
Hanged for perjury and urine leakage.
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