Book Review of "The Death of the Republic"

[minionofmidas]

Nice ad - great idea in fact - but Don Johnson is no founder.

[minionofmidas]

A rebuttal book, Conservafools: How Supersoulty Likes to Eat Orphans...With Salt!, written by Tim "Bandit" Brown, will be released on Mobbed Up Guy in a Leather Jacket Standing on the Corner with a Printing Press Press this Friday. It will be 16,352 pages and include a free guide to the Kentucky state highway system.

"This book redefines how Americans look at pseudopopulism in a new age paradigm, as well as Mr. Soulty's unacceptably noisy devouring of infants." -The New York Times Book Review

"This books points out Republicans for what they are - stupid dumb morons who are stupid and dumb and suck!" -conservafools.blogspot.com

"THIS BOOK IS SO GOOD. BUY IT!!!" -nottimbrown6436, reviewer, Amazon.com

In stores Friday.

Highlighted the part that made me laugh real hard.

[minionofmidas]

I suppose that now is good a time as any to announce my forthcoming book, The Unauthorized Biography of Kamehameha IV to be available at finer pet stores everywhere!

Except the UK. Your publishers won't risk a libel suit.