Atlasian Birthday Game!

[minionofmidas]

Be Santa Claus with afleitch? How would that work?

I wonder if anyone was born April 13 and what they would think.

If I hadn't been impatient and had waited for my due date.  Instead I get to go on a date as I was born in March. (Presumably a double date since I'm part of the Atlas' heterosexual minority.)

Yeah, if I'd waited for my due date I'd be Santa Clause with Inks rather than the Roach. I think that'd be even duller.

My dad gets beaten up by BRTD.

[minionofmidas]

Be Santa Claus with afleitch? How would that work?

I wonder if anyone was born April 13 and what they would think.

If I hadn't been impatient and had waited for my due date.  Instead I get to go on a date as I was born in March. (Presumably a double date since I'm part of the Atlas' heterosexual minority.)

Yeah, if I'd waited for my due date I'd be Santa Clause with Inks rather than the Roach. I think that'd be even duller.

My dad gets beaten up by BRTD.

Ooh, due dates! Good idea, let me check.

I would have … been beaten up by … a Person.
…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EldDZb70q-M ?

[minionofmidas]

John McCain (Aug 29) - Wake up in bed next to a Person

Oh god no.

Hm, that's a good idea to use it that way. I get to date Eliza Bennett! (but also Edin Dzeko, Raul Meireles and my youngest uncle.)

Oh, and to wake up with Miss Indonesia 2009. And with Jonathan Franzen.

And to beat up Venus Williams. Now why would I want to do that?

[minionofmidas]

Barack Obama wakes up in bed with 20RP12.

Uh-oh, caught in bed with a live boy.

No, he'll be dead.

[minionofmidas]

Cousin 6: Wake up in bed next to Lewis Trondheim

a/s/l?