Update XXII: Cleaning Up the Meat at [redacted].

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I think I speak for everyone when I say that you should feel free to question our employment choices, Bushie. Unlike you, I would wager that most of us have nothing to be ashamed of.

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I also told them that I will put in my two weeks notice tomorrow based on the time to my start date.

hooray, two week vacation!

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Bushie, don't put in your two weeks notice. Just wait until April 17 and put it in then.

They're going to tell you not to come back when you do regardless. They won't let you work the extra 2 weeks. This way, you at least get paid for 2 more weeks.

lol, and miss out on the two week vacation he deserves for having worked so hard? no way!

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lol, I do always get a kick out of it when he hands in a two-weeks notice at these places where he has barely worked two weeks total.

Of course, these are the times when he usually gets escorted out of the building.

Could a picture of ODF on the security bulletin board of people banned from the Sprouts in Owasso be the next Update landmark?

nah no need to waste the ink and paper on that, I think we all know that Bushie will never set foot in a sprouts again after tomorrow.

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jesus fucking christ this is a truly epic season

so tightly written, we are seeing masters of their craft at work here folks

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You seem like a nice guy

lol no, he's a thief and a liar who treats everyone who cares for him like garbage (poor Papa Bushie 😔)

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Look at that, yet another two week vacation, living the high life on Papa Bushie's dime!

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What bothers me personally the most is that this Sprouts job brought out a moment of genuine optimism for this useless tub of lard:

I hate to admit that I'm optimistic about this, but damn it, I am.  It's a stable, fair paid job that requires light cardio activity all day, and surrounded by healthy groceries.  If this doesn't last, or see significant lifestyle improvements, then there is literally zero hope.

That was only a hair over a month ago.  One f[Inks]ing month.  Honestly, Bushie could turn Mr. Rogers into a bitter old cynic.

Yup for the first time in a while things were genuinely looking up for Bushie... if he had stayed with his job he probably would have naturally lost at least 50 or 60 pounds just from the exercise of standing all day. And then he got lazy and decided to quit and take a two week vacation.

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Also why the hell did you ignore everyone's advice and put in the two weeks notice anyway? What did you expect to gain by putting in the two weeks notice instead of just leaving when you planned on it? Did you seriously think quitting two days after training with a two weeks notice would allow you to get good references that just quitting two weeks later wouldn't? That wasn't just a dumb and bad decision, it was one done with no tangible gain whatsoever.

Bushie obviously preferred a two week vacation on Papa Bushie's dime to two weeks of working at Sprouts. He knew exactly what he was doing when he "gave his two weeks notice" today.

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Damn, looks like Bushie's been disowned.

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so what was the real reason Bushie quit, now that we've learned the reason he gave us what yet another lie?

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yeah I'm starting to move into the "close Update and ban Bushie" camp, I really don't see anywhere else to go from here...

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This actually seems like a good time for Bushie to move to Kenya.  At least the cost of living there is lower, so he would be accumulating debt at a slower pace.

I don't know that right now is the best time to move to Kenya, MM, for pretty obvious reasons...

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It wasn't always this bad, of course. The first few episodes of Update were, well I wouldn't say uplifting, but at least a lot more optimistic. There was a sense that Bushie was going somewhere in his life, in his own bizarre way. Most people didn't start to lose faith in him until about season 7, when he attempted to murder a puppy and stole money from his parents for porn.

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yes, Xahar has compiled them here: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=175661.0

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Bushie is enjoying his two week vacation! He can't ruin it with any job search nonsense, not when he's got such a promising career at Call Center #3478.

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odf has another long vacation on the way in a couple of weeks, after he gets fired from the new call center.  praise the lord.

God's really showing off with all the vacations He's giving Bushie! #blessed

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Damn I'd love to know what the sister in law is thinking right now.

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ummmmm... www.politicalforum.com/9-11/

say what you will about the Atlas Forum, but at least we don't have a sub forum devoted to goddamn 9/11 conspiracy theorists smh

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"OklahomaDemocrat" has now made 10 (ten) posts on that bizarro Atlas forum. Still not sure if this really Bushie or an impostor...

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Bushie's new job doesn't offer him ACA-qualified health insurance.

"Thank the Lord some employers are still brave enough to stand up to Barry Sotero's socialist obummercare!! Just trust in God, He will provide you with all the health insurance you need! Praying for you!" - Bushie's facebook friends upon hearing this news

(luckily he's got the free healthcare from the Indian medicine man)

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Guys, it's not Bushie. It's a hoax. Bushie has always typed with two spaces after his periods; this fellow on bizarro Atlas only uses one space. Case closed.

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Doubles spaces do in fact get removed on that forum upon posting. Horrible feature.

oh god, the mystery deepens...

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hahah omg Bushie's hard-right flipflop is hilarious! he's pretending to be a teabagger!