Update XXI: "Scientific Facts Are Not Hard And Fast Rules."

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TW: footage of chef boyardee pizza being made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4TmfwACfuk

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TW: footage of chef boyardee pizza being made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4TmfwACfuk

Warning NSFW.

That video is actually not that bad, compared to another one I found...

NSFL, DO NOT CLICK, I WARNED YOU: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g15rYlelZs

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If Bushie had lost a pound for every time he said he was finally going to "take care of his health", he'd be dangerously anorexic right now.

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Did you do any standing today? (Apparently walking is RIP so we'll not even dwell on that)

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This might be his last chance to break the big three double zero for a long, long time (or at least until he's escorted off the premises at [redacted] in 3-4 weeks).

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Bushie can't even turn off the North West Southern Idaho Technical School vs. Upper South Dakota Girl's Secretarial College college baskebtall game for an hour to actually focus on studying for his job or on exercising so that he doesn't collapse after the first few hours of standing. And he gets mad at us for not having any faith in him...

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Sprouts (RIP [redacted]) has a pretty impressive website for a small supermarket chain. You can select your store location and create a printable shopping list with prices of all their inventory for the week and get an estimated cost of your grocery trip. You can even filter preferences like  Kosher, Nut-Free, Vegan, etc.

They also have healthy recipes that autoload all the ingredients into said shopping list feature.  Update followers can even create shopping lists and email them to our protagonist.

It appears ODF's flimwadiest excuses for not eating healthy are about to be RIP.

I, for one, am eagerly looking forward to the new excuses Bushie will have to come up with to rationalize not eating healthy.