Update Season X - "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Vol. I."

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RIP JJ.

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Come on guys, that's not all Bushie eats. He also occasionally eats steak or, if he's feeling like eating really healthy, pork chops, stuffing and corn.

And of course his usual 3-4 small sloppy joes.

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How many fast food runs will there be since Mom and Dad won't be cooking for you this weekend?

Good question.  With his parents gone, this weekend would be the perfect time for him to try cooking something on his own.  But I'm guessing that watching football on TV all day will take a higher priority.

I'll probably have breakfast at home, lunch at home, pizza one night, and maybe a hamburger one night.

Well now that Bushie is admitting the "diet" is over can we stop talking about his depressing food choices?

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The most depressing thing about Bushie's obesity is that it's a result of eating bland, boring, bad food. If he were obese because he snacked on buttery croissants and rare steaks with creamy sauces and duck-fat fried potatoes on the side with tasty beers the whole day, that would be one thing, but he's obese because he eats 3-4 servings of twinkies and sloppy joes for each of his meals, and washes them down with cans and cans of carbonated water mixed with corn syrup.

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Bushie has some pretty severe addictions. He needs psychiatric help.

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> can't get a part-time job because he has to focus on school
> can't make his own lunch or dinner because he's too busy
> can't interact with his puppy (unless it involves taking her to a trainer to have her spirit broken, scooping out her uterus or buying collars to electrocute her with) because he's too busy
> watches 16 hours of television per day

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Every day is a bad day. Your diet is still hamburgers, twinkies, and ham sandwiches on white bread with no vegetables.

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Yeah there's a reason you never see obese meth addicts.

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Every day is a bad day. Your diet is still hamburgers, twinkies, and ham sandwiches on white bread with no vegetables.

What I eat is not necessarily the best, but at least the calories are generally under 2K.  Yesterday was an abnormality.

No, it isn't "not necessarily the best." It's literally the worst thing you could be eating short of deep-frying everything first and then dipping it in melted butter. Your diet is entirely white bread and fatty meat and sugar.

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There's really no problem with beef folks.  His problem isn't fat he's consuming, its fat on his body, and that comes from sugar and other carbs most likely.  That, and sheer massive consumption of everything.

If he confined himself to eating three beef patties fried in a pan each with an egg on top per day, with no bun, and washed down only with black coffee or diet soda, then he would lose weight. (admittedly three breakfast steaks would be better).

Yeah but then he would die from not getting most of the other essential nutrients you need to live.

Also it's telling that Bushie is completely ignoring Moderate's post which rightly points out how ridiculous and counter-productive his calorie counting is.

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I wonder how many meters total Bushie walked today. 50? 100? How long is his trailer?

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When did Bushie come back from Kenya? Mid-July? Because that's when he hit 260 pounds (after eating a real human being diet in Kenya rather than the trash he eats at home). Since then he hasn't lost any weight. Two months.

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Wow an entire potluck full of free food and Bushie couldn't manage to put a single vegetable on his plate.

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Wow an entire potluck full of free food and Bushie couldn't manage to put a single vegetable on his plate.

Of course not.

Not living past age 40.

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All the things he said were facts, not insults...

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A lot of the stuff that we nonchalantly accept about Bushie's life would definitely be horrifying if we were just learning this for the first time and we had never met him before.

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Would you say you loved on to them?

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Wow, Bushie has a $200,000 life insurance policy?? Suddenly all his parents' actions make so much more sense. The poor bastard.

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A big life insurance is a good strat move for Bushie's parents, considering his condition.

Yes, this is clearly what's happening. No wonder they keep stuffing him hamburgers and sloppy joes and celebratory steaks.

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Who the f[inks] gave Bushie a credit card with a $11,000 limit?!

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Bushie you just spent literally 48 hours straight sleeping and watching TV. Don't pretend you don't have time to get a job.

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I am living in the real world and in no way have I failed.

real world = watching 50+ hours of television a week but having no time to get a part time job

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> doesn't have time to get a part time job
> has time to put up a christmas tree in october

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Is this all real?

His debts are less than the norm in America...

stop it

The average American owes $47,000, so apparently opebo is technically correct.

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Real good sleuthing Inks. Real good.