Update Season VII: "The OK Corral"

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and to the haters:

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You're pathetic.  Miserable and pathetic.

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Bushie, your family is way too big. I have literally no idea who my grandmother's niece and nephew are, and I will never know, nor do I care to ever know.

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Bushie is just very European in his time-keeping habits.

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...in other words:

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Ugh, playboy tv? Bushie you know I'm one of your biggest champions on this forum, but your taste in porn is really awful.

You're literally paying money to watch softcore porn. Now I know how Inks feels when it comes to your weight loss!

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The saddest thing about it is that you can find any kind of porn you want for free.

Yeah, that's the true tragedy in this tale.

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Mr. Morden,

The 'brief relaxation' was a nap, not porn.  And, yes, all but one subscription is cancelled.  I haven't been home to take care of the last one.

how many f'ing subscriptions did you have?

think of all the $$$ that added to your very large credit card debt.

Exactly. Next time you face a moment of weakness, Bushie, just post on here and we'll gladly direct you to some high quality, HD free pornography resources. Friends don't let friends go into credit card debt to watch porn.

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Try this number Bushie: 1 (877) 446-0771

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This new sassy Bushie is great!

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You should find an exercise buddy at church. I'm sure there are plenty of people there that need to lose weight (because, let's be honest, it's Oklahoma). Just having someone to talk to while you walk around the park for an hour is good (plus then you'll be forced to do it, because you set a date with another person).

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opebo what is your flow chart getting at?

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Nuts are honestly pretty high in calories for something so small. You'd be surprised how quickly you ran rack up the calories munching on them. Buy those little 200-calorie packets, or else you risk letting your portion sizes get away from you. And make sure they're plain nuts. Not covered in sugar or drenched in hydrogenated oil or something.

Here are some other healthy, low calorie snack ideas:


http://iheartvegetables.com/2012/10/19/healthy-snacks-under-200-calories/

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Why don't you apply to a temp agency and have them find you some temp jobs? That's a thing that exists, isn't it?

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Ugh, Bushie tell me what show you watch on that and I'll find it for you for free on the internet.

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I have found and sent torrent links of this show to Bushie so that he can now cancel playboy tv.

Am I a hero? I really can't say... But yes.

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When did you have dinner?! Like 3??

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Do you guys want to hear about the great benefits of Rainbow Play Systems? Probably not!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eKxYWCduii

You can also hear the awesome job opportunity that made Bushie quit working at Oklahoma Natural Gas in the first place

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WFPFWKC3Qm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YueZaErDqG

I wonder if Bushie has an accent. Do Oklahomans have accents? I guess it's more of a Midwestern than a Southern accent.

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Interesting. Do you guys say "y'all" up there?

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Bushie should be commended for doing what he has to do to survive. Would you rather he die from lack of medical care under a bridge somewhere?

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History and Political Science are real academic fields (I have no idea what a "philanthropy" degree is...). They're not at all comparable to a degree in ecommerce.

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What's a packing party?

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Wait, so what are you going to wear for a month while your clothes are all packed up?

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Guys, again, we should be outraged not that Bushie is taking advantage of low-cost healthcare, but that the rest of the country isn't entitled to the same benefit! If Bushie didn't avail himself of this, he would be dead.

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Well driving through Oklahoma you do see a lot of Indian casinos. And sadness. Mostly sadness.