As Bushie's World Turns (The Update Thread)

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Well, good thing Bushie is supporting politicians like Mitt Romney who will protect employers' right to fire people for no reason and with no notice. America!

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What Bushie needs to realize is that, despite the state of Oklahoman culture to the contrary, this is not the 1950s anymore, and the vast majority of American workers are no longer allowed to have both vacations/sick leave/dreams for a better life and steady employment. He'll need to pick one or the other.

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Can't you get unemployment benefits for the next 3 1/2 weeks?

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And as our forum expert opbeo has frequently explained, lions do love them some Christian meat.

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Torie is frequently a total ass. He just hides it with verbosity.

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Bushie isn't white though; he's a Native American.

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Um, I would hope that your trainer could score 100% on the test without having to look anything up...

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I don't think it was distasteful. It's not like the post was advocating RomneyKenya be fed to lions. We've had threads before like "guess how the previous poster will die" that are no worse.

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he said a lot of the patients he sees are 1/128, 1/256 or even lower.  There are some that are more than 1/32, like 1/16, 1/8, but most of them are 1/64 or lower.

wtf

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Why don't churches in Oklahoma promote exercise and healthy eating? Surely going on a walk for an hour or playing soccer or something is better for the health of their congregation than Wednesday night prayer meetings or whatever nonsense they're currently doing instead. I mean, if you're going to brainwash these poor people to the point that they're willing to go die in Africa for you, the least you could do is brainwash them into eating right and exercising as well.

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What do you mean when you say "a couple of sandwiches"?

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Low-fat yogurt (real yogurt, not Yoplait or whatever, that's just sugar) + fruits (+ possibly granola, but a lot of granola is way too sugary and not actually good for you, despite what the package might say) is good. You can even buy lots of frozen fruits (blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, mango chunks, whatever you want) so you don't have to worry about them going bad or whatever. You can put some honey or splenda on top as well if you'd like it a bit sweeter.

Also whole grain toast + natural peanut butter (look on the back of the jar of peanut butter, if the ingredients are anything besides peanuts and salt you're doing it wrong) + sliced banana (+ a little bit of honey) is really delicious and filling. It's probably not super low fat/calories but compared to what most Americans eat, it's fine.

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Wait jamespol lives in Salt Lake City now???

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So wait. This place just offered a job to Bushie in SLC without interviewing him or anything? Just agreed to hire on this guy from a bit far away like that? Does this sound rather familiar to anyone else?

Yeah, I was about to say... this sounds incredibly fishy. You don't just make a call and suddenly get a $33,000 a year job.

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Bush is moving to Utah when I'm moving to New York, what a co-inky-dink.

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The kind of company that fires you after 5 months and 30 days.

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It must have been what, two years now since he's had sex? I'd get engaged as soon as I could if I were in his shoes, I wouldn't be able to help it.

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And I would like to see a screen shot of the written job offer that you allege exists, Jeff, which was now allegedly suddenly out-of-the-blue for no apparent reason been rescinded. What I wonder is just how much you post here is your real world, and how much is your fantasy world, and just how much you can discern the difference between the two.

Oh man, what if the twist ending to this whole saga is that the entire thing was a dream???

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Sure, but some of our most entertaining posters are trolls. Nothing wrong with it, as long as it amuses us.

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It's clear that God wants UndecidedKE to go to Thailand and live with opebo. And if he doesn't, we'll just have to write an Update! fan fiction where he does.

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Tell jamespol to come back to the forum. We all miss him!

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I preferred you when you were a swarthy Mexican day laborer, Torie.

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The Federal Aviation Commission? Someone find that opebo quote from earlier in the thread about grabbing hold of government jobs and never letting go.

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I see you're leaning towards supporting our President again. Terrific!

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He probably just found a job selling vacuums in Utah.