The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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I don't understand why anyone would want to own a pit bull.

"Woah, look at the jaws on that thing! I bet it could tear the wheels off a car! Oh, it bit a kid, what a surprise!"

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Iraqi WMD isn't a lie, it was bad information. If you tell someone you think the restaurant looks like it doesn't have a long wait, only to walk inside and discover it does, does that mean you deliberately lied? No.

Brilliant analogy. And then, after realizing that there is a long wait, you figure, "Let's stick around and see what that salad bar is all about." Of course, half way through the wait, another guest might announce that there actually isn't the long wait that everyone thought there was. He would subsequently be voted out of the area by 17 points, of course, but he'll be back. Don't you worry.

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I keep my account password in the safety deposit box with strict instructions for its disposition stipulated in my Last-Will-and-Testament.  However I need to know - is the account subject to primogeniture or may I leave it to any of my offspring, pets, or the United Negro College Fund?

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I'm not a huge fan of that post (I think it's aged poorly), but I'm glad you enjoyed it these three years later.

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This may be the last post of his I have the honor of posting in this thread, if the rumors are true. I hope that one day, when the moderator regime is no more and this forum is free again, you'll be able to return.

A few new ones from this week with friends

Wow.  Where did you find a girl that slim in Ohio?

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BRTD, you of all people should not be advocating for the creation of a Self-Parody Goldmine...

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Why is it that Barrett is winning the counties Obama lost in '08, and Walker is winning the counties that Obama won in '08?

This web site uses red for Democrats and blue for Republicans.

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BushOK might be called up to star in an Obama ad. "Some say the economy isn't doing well. Some say they can't find a job. Hogwash! I've been able to find a job basically every other month even after being fired countless times!"

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That could go in the Good Post gallery too. It's an astute point.

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No, the US is not imperialist, and it hasn't been for over a century.

who's this f'ing fool?

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Ernest is really a master at jokes like that. Well done.

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Uh, language, please?  School kids may read this thread...

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And, yes, school has started for the Oklahoma City School District (August 1).

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So, what will the Romney camp do with all this money ?

Based off past experience, my guess would be: use it to leverage the campaign into record levels of debt, pay themselves some obscenely large salaries, park a ton of of cash in off-shore tax shelters, and then walk away whistling with their hands in the pockets while the campaign crashes and burns behind them before declaring bankruptcy?

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Mormans

I take full credit for this.

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There's nothing contradictory about a socially conservative libertarian.

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There's nothing contradictory about a socially conservative libertarian.

Nothing contradictory at all about someone calling themselves part of an ideology that believes in personal freedom as well as one that attempts to ban such personal freedom?

You can be personally very socially conservative without believing that government should enforce those personal beliefs on others.

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To be fair, black people LOVE twitter.

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where did a lower class guy like your learn a double Windsor?

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Obama's speech was not the highlight of the convention. Maybe this is why he choked?

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I think it's time to re-angle the campaign.  Paul Ryan for Vice President: One Heartbeat To A Brighter Tomorrow.

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President Obama has invited Egypt's new president to meet him in New York when the United Nations General Assembly convenes in September, an administration official confirmed to The Hill.

http://thehill.com/blogs/global-affairs/middle-east-north-africa/236649-report-obama-invites-new-egyptian-president-morsi-to-visit-us

So, Obama can meet with a Moslem fundamentalist, but not the Prime Minister of Israel.  Hmm.

What's a "Moslem"?

I though in AZ they just used the generic term, browns.

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All the prior threads were mere goldmines. But this is an institute for learned men. Hopefully it is never shut down.

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context necessary:

Democrats were oversampled.

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So now we have two rangas and two blacks?

Is one of you at least gay? I don't like this demographic shift one little bit.