Comedy Goldmine & Robin

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Deleware may be the only state in the country this year where it's good to be a Democrat (or at least not so bad to be one).

Vermont

an Hawaii

Djou will have something to say about that.

Will he mention it in his concession speech?

This should also go in the "Controlled Forest Fire Burn Collection Unit."

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The thread title is the funny part, the posts in it are just pathetic: Right-wing "centrists" preparing to seize control of the Democratic Party

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You're not very good at this whole "comedy" thing, huh?

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It's from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants.

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Let's follow BRTD on a magical, soon to be illegal, journey:

I just bought some. Time to try it out.

This stuff just tastes like Sprite + vodka + jolly ranchers....

Ha there are clearly some cool effects later. I can barely feel my legs. Awesome. I am so buying a couple more cans of this stuff for the weekend. Not for the taste though.

You know it would be pretty interesting to get buzzed on this stuff and then get an "erotic massage"...

For some reason this makes Beavis and Butthead about five times funnier. Even normal alcohol doesn't do that.

And then, of course, there are the two classic BRTD threads he made during this period.

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My only advice to Bushie at this point is to convert to a much wealthier sect of Christianity (nondenominational megachurch?) and get a job working for them.

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Your taste in women and skill in debating are remarkably similar, and I must say that since you've left you're only about the sixth or seventh most powerful poster now.

This is amusing, of course, though not at all surprising and pretty much what I expected.

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This election is the defining moment for America though.  It will be the most important election in the history of the country due to what Obama has done.  If he wins, the country dies.  People will have finally accepted full submission and control by the government.  If he loses the country is saved.  I don't think that's going to be boring.

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BushOklahoma needs to hit the clubs.

My suspension of disbelief can only go so far.

No, you misunderstand Eraserhead's post. He's suggesting that Okie becomes a sort of human wrecking ball to be used to demolish derelict social clubs.

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Nope, one time I said a banned poster should have been aborted and I got like four death points.

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Torpid, listless, spare frame, hirsute, long arms and legs, narrow waist, low forehead.  Phrenology reveals a mild sociopathology, but nothing which a few shocks wouldn't cure.

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http://www.healthystrokes.com/

This page is full of WTF. I do hope it's some sort of internet joke.

EDIT: okay, it's not really funny, just bizarre (to me and my bourgeois sexuality at least)

It actually is (sadly) not a joke.  Male inability to orgasm is never mentioned in pop-culture, for whatever reason.

They actually did a series in New York Magazine two or so months ago about porn addiction and how technology is changing sex, and it included an article on how a lot of young males are having trouble orgasming because they're choking the chicken too much.

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Thanks px! I aim to please.

And now a post from one of my favorite novelty accounts:

The high amount of overweight people in this country is a serious problem. That is why I do my part by allowing heckling of fat kids in my classroom. Sometimes I'll dock points off a test if the student is fat.

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That entire thread is pretty funny. I give it two vagina-flavored popsicles up.

Though Mikado must be credited for so terrifically driving it off the road and into the untamed wilderness.