Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

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This is neat.  Would you do Oklahoma City and Tulsa, please?

Context needed.

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Very distasteful, but best post ever. Click for context.

France mourning:
Ségolène Royal, Dominique de Villepin and François Bayrou weren't on board.

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1776-1787 : Birth of a Free Nation
1787-1812 : Experimenting
1812-1820 : Pre-Civil War
1820-1865 : Era of unrest and Era of Civil War
1865-1876 : Reconstruction
1876-1898 : Birth of Industrial America
1898-1918 : Imperialism
1918-1927 : Roaring Twenties
1927-1939 : Great Depression
1939-1949 : Era of Liberalism and Era of WW2
1949-1953 : End of Liberal control (Executive)
1953-1961 : Era of Segregation
1961-1969 : Era of  Civil Rights
1969-1973 : Nixonian Era
1973-1981 : Fall of American Military
1981-2008 : Era of Conservatism , Reaganomics , end of cold war
2008-Current : Era of Moral decay and Social Progressives

Bolded is especially funny

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obama is an extremist radical sociailist and bayh is just an old style democrat liberal

There's an object out there called a "dictionary", and I do believe you'll find it very useful in looking up the words 'socialist' and 'liberal', as neither of which mean what you think they do.

But it's true.  He has no idea as to what those terms mean.   

A lot of people on here don't. Most people in North America don't either.

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The PCRM candidate didn't get a 2/3 majority in the presidential election, so they'll hold a snap election.

can I vote in that?

You need to know what I was reffering to.

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Libertas!

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Thought you lean gay?

Now i'm toss up.

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So, why does States have an obsession over Antonio and being a run-of-the-mill Francophobe?

Francophobia is so old, anyways.

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DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS MADE OF FLESH? HITLER.

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Why not just get Tom Coburn to run? He'd probably do all of the above, minus banning the blacks.

Believe it or not, Jean Royer is actually dumber than Tom Coburn. Which is what makes the guy so cool.

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One day after predicting the Quincy might post a title like this, the forum's most misleading title of all-time comes to be:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=103711.msg2191254;boardseen#new

lol

Quincy has always been one of the strangest posters on the forum. He's sort of like a slightly less bot-like patel.

Quincy is also the only poster to consistently respond to Bot Patel's posts.

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Yeah Alcon is such a 19 year old pansy who doesn't respond to other posters.

Can you say loser on a powertrip?

Yes I can use the underline function too!

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Have you ever thought about trying to get a girlfriend so that your life isn't so sad?

Have u ever thot about actuall responding to the content of a post instead of attacking the poster?  if I am so wrong then proove that I am.  Can you?  I bet not.

look all Americans want thier pres to be a success and wish him well but this pc crap of you cant criticize him because he is a black or because he is a lib is not in this countrys best interest. The facts are........

HE APPOINTED THIS SHOOTER TO HIS COMITTEE ON TERROR
THE SHOOTER WAS A MOSLEM
THE PRES HAS FAMILY TIES TO MOSLEMS
OBAMA HAS DONE A COUPLE OF WORLD APOLOGY TOURS
HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE THE GUTS TO SPEAK UP FOR THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS IN IRAN
HE IS WEAK ON DEFENSE
WHEN HE COULD HAVE SYMPATHISED WITH THE SLAIN TROOPS ()HEROS) OBAMA CHOSE TO OFFER SHOUTOUTS TO HIS BUDS IN THE CROWD. (WHILE HE WAS AT SOME LEFT WING RALLY FOR INDIANS NO LESS.)

deal with the facts my friend.  then if it still helps you sleep at nite then feel free to insult me.

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MEXICO IS CONSERVATIVE DUMBASS.

or,

I doubt that would happen. Mexicans vote Democratic because they don't want the US to be like Mexico, a conservative-ish nation. Cubans vote Republican because they don't want the US to be like Cuba, a liberal-ish nation.

Sigh. Stupidity strikes.