Comedy Goldmine VI: Now with no Gporter and Calcium-Fortified for Bone Health

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Is this who you would have them put on their shortlists if you were advising them or who you think is actually on their shortlists (if a shortlist even exists yet)?

Yeah kind of.

lol

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That's a weird mix of the very perceptive and the downright strange.

You know, he probably thinks you're a spy for the evil Germans.

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1972 what if? Nixon vs. Humphrey

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Firstly Welcome to the Forum .

I'm sure Bob Barr will gain some form of traction in New Hampshire, but he won't gain enough to cause New Hampshire to vote for Barack Obama. Barack Obama can and will defeat John McCain in New Hampshire, thus pickup her 4 Electoral College votes without the need for Barr to "steal" McCain voters.

Thank you for the welcome.

I saw one poll (Zogby) that has Barr at 10% in New Hampshire: http://www.zogby.com/50state/

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I hope he leaves as fast as he came.

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Yea, I notice that after I post it, but I had to bring back a drug screen.

Wouldn't happen to have been your own drug screen, would it?

I'm not even going to start with you, because you are voting for McCain and anyone who is voting for him doesn't have much of a brain to think with.

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First of all, President Moderate has a great writing style.

Second of all, here is what may be the first example of my finding a DWTL post intentionally funny.

Did anyone ever find out what happened to KotBP? One of my priorities as governor is to find our friend.

Ah, another intiative idea:


King of the Bench Press Act

Section 1:
1.) The Dirty South region shall create a taskforce to find the missing Fmr. Gov. Kingofthebenchpress
2.) The region also dedicates appropriate funds to create no greater than one million (1,000,000) fliers to be placed in gyms throughout the region.
3.) The region also dedicates appropriate funds to create no greater than five hundred thousand (500,000) cartons of Muscle Milk portraying the governors image

Section 2:
1.) In the event that the governor is not found within six months, the region shall create a scholarship fund to provide for users of anabolic steroids

Dear God, you people elected KOTBP to a post in your little fantasy game?

"We" didn't elect anybody. Dave Hawk cast the only vote in the election, and it was for that incompetent guy.

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Are the still fighting? If so Go Georgia!

Is War a new sport at the Olympics or what?!

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A little picture of Alicia to straighten the thread out.

Straight? Her body doesn't look very straight to me. Take your non-straight fantasies elsewhere.

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I think we're done here...

Hopefully.