How many detentions and suspensions did you get in high school?

[Nutmeg]

At the end of senior year I was kind of given a detention for skipping an assembly to finish editing the school newspaper, but I never served the detention and graduated as normal after the dean laughed at the busybody math teacher who caught me.

In kindergarten I was falsely accused of stealing something from another student and got a series of talkings-to by my teachers, parents, and principal, all of whom got increasingly mad each time I refused to confess to a crime I didn't commit.

So I guess 1.