If Venezuela and Colombia went to war, it would violate Thomas Friedman's Golden Arches Theory of Conflict Prevention: no two countries with a McDonald's franchise have ever gone to war with one another.
In before increasingly desperate advocates of Democratic Peace Theory claim that either A. Colombia or B. Venezuela are not true democracies.
As if the 2006 Israel-Lebanon War didn't already kill DPT off.
Ah yes DPT, something so moronically false only an American academic "expert" could believe it.