Kim Jong-Il has Terminal Cancer

[JSojourner]

Is it true than when Kim Jong-Il farts, the room smells like a mixture of lavender and lilac?

[JSojourner]

Is it true than when Kim Jong-Il farts, the room smells like a mixture of lavender and lilac?

You fool! Don't you know that our Dear Leader does not defecate? Didn't they teach you at school? That's what the North Korea children learn...

No, really,  I mean that. He also injects himself with the blood of virgins to stay young - doesn't appear that worked out so well.

http://www.11points.com/News-Politics/11_Craziest_Kim_Jong-Il_Moments

LOL Dibble!

I know Dear Leader doesn't defecate.  But out of the sheer and pure goodness of his heart, he graciously deigns to fill the room with various bodily odors.  All of which, I am sure, smell beautiful.

[JSojourner]

Is it true than when Kim Jong-Il farts, the room smells like a mixture of lavender and lilac?

You fool! Don't you know that our Dear Leader does not defecate? Didn't they teach you at school? That's what the North Korea children learn...

No, really,  I mean that. He also injects himself with the blood of virgins to stay young - doesn't appear that worked out so well.

http://www.11points.com/News-Politics/11_Craziest_Kim_Jong-Il_Moments

LOL Dibble!

I know Dear Leader doesn't defecate.  But out of the sheer and pure goodness of his heart, he graciously deigns to fill the room with various bodily odors.  All of which, I am sure, smell beautiful.

So, JS, are you saying the Dear Leader is full of sh**t then?  Hmmmmm? 

Dear Leader's bowels don't even manufacture excrement as we imperialist dogs understand it.  It's mostly cotton candy and sunshine.