I will celebrate with all of my friends when Donald J. Trump is re-elected president of the United States against Feeble Joe, the Burlington Bohemian or the Nutty Professor.
Very very good. 9/10. I'd give you extra points if you wrote it like "I will celebrate with delicious food and an overflow of mirth with all of my amazing friends when Donald J. Trump, a fellow boy from Queens, is re-elected President of the United States against Feeble Joe, the Burlington Bohemian, or the Awkward Professor from Oklahoma."
(next poster feel free to ignore this and make a post in Xing's style)