Can you feel the love tonight?? (Warning: Attn Whoring)

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My ex sternly warned me tonight that if things do work out in that direction, we'd better wait for anything until after the wedding or she will kick my derrier.

Hey, watch your language, mister.

She actually used the actual three-letter donkey, @$$, I just modified it.

and she calls herself a christian?

My ex is a Christian, but sometimes uses "colorful metaphors" as Capt Spock would say.  She's not a perfect little angel by any means.

I come from the land of alternatives to standard expletives.  Things like G.D. or "oh, for criminy sakes" or "oooooh my word!" or more creative ones like "OH JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH!" and "JESUS CHRIST ON THE CROSS!!"

But I think the most famous are "Gosh darn it!" or "Gol Darn"

I think my favorite scene ever from Family Guy was when Stewie says "ooh no.. this is going to be worse than the time we had that nympho from Wisconsin living upstairs"
"oooh crap, oooh crap, oh gosh, ooooh gosh, ooooooh crap, oooooooh crap!  CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!"

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Especially since the woman has to be divorced if she has a kid.

Or perhaps never married.

This is the problem with this whole abstinence before marriage deal.  It's pretty obvious that BushOklahoma is having normal biological sexual urges, but at the same time is conflicted by his virginity until marriage beliefs.  Because of this, he (and other hardline Christian youth under this pressure) are forced to rush relationships to satisfy a basic human need.  Unfortunately, this will probably lead to two people who really don't love each other but rather lust for each other to enter in this long term relationship with a high risk of failure.

And that's the cold, hard truth.

Decoded: You're a fool if you practice abstinence. You're always setting yourself up for heart break.

The problem is people who get married for having sex together, without living together before. Being with somebody a few hours each day is not the same thing than living all the time with somebody.

Living with someone before getting married is one of the surest ways of getting a divorce in the future.  Take a look at the statistics.

Getting married period is the ONLY sure way of getting a divorce in the future.