the years you can't remember:0-3
the years you barely remember:4-12
the years that didn't hurt:13-35
the years that hurt sometimes:36-?
0-18 months: infancy
18mo-3: toddlerhood
3-5: early childhood
6-10: childhood
11-12: awwwwwkward (tweenhood)
13-15: boy i didnt have that before-hood
16-17: i’m pretty much an expert
18-19: yeah i’m def an expert
20: i can’t believe i still have to get my brother to buy me booze
21: i’m an expert, and i have this paper to prove it
22: oh sh**t
23-26: this is it?
27-29: better find a mate
30-34: boy i didn’t have that before, season 2
35-39: what is happening to my body? Pores everywhere!
40-49: i thought i’d be doing better by now. Also that hurts.
50-59: well, the kids are moving out and back in again and i look like sh**t
60-64: god this sucks and i didn’t have that before season 3
65-69: thank god for sosul security and medicare and these kids just dont respect seniors like they used to!
70-79: grandparenthood. Things are sagging, wrinkling, and folding but we planned for this
80-84: i thought i’d be more afraid of death than i am. Tired of the funerals though.
85-89: *whistling* and doc appts
90+: i’m still here?
