Only two hats mark someone as a conservative and basically all the other ones mark someone as a liberal? Can that be right???
BTW, if I have to be outside for longer than a few minutes when it's really cold I have one of these that I always wear (mine has real fur):
I have no idea what people would guess of my politics based on that.
I also have one of those with fur, but not leather. I don't care what people guess my politics to be based on that. It keeps my ears warm enough to sweat when it's like -25*F outside.. sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and sometimes hats are just for warmth