US adds 126k jobs in March as Opposed to 245k Expected, Unemployment at 5.5%

[Ban my account ffs!]

So much for the amazing recovery.

Yea, unlike the past 14 months where we had 250,000+ jobs and meet/beat expectations, this is the month the job report matters.

Hahahahahhaaaaa. 5.5% unemployment and dropping, but suddenly it's only 126k jobs created and OH NOES! SPUTTERING ECONOMY! RECOVERY IS OVER! etc. etc.

Try and tell me there's not a conservative media in this country. I dare you.

To be fair, CNBC concern trolls from every direction. If their headline is "Experts: Now is the time to buy" you know the DJIA went down that day and vice versa.

So...CNBC is