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Well I'm glad a random 20some dude on the internet can tell my mental condition better than a professional neurologist.

Do keep in mind that Oakvale knows you better than your neurologist. You spent a lot more time talking to him.

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If I'm ever in Minneapolis, I'm going to meet Bird too and check out the local strip clubs.

I think he dictated that post. When I say be all TD that's what I get.

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It's time to suck it to the dumb environmental groups and get building.

It's ironic that you call the opposition to Keystone dumb, considering the scientists who study these projects are against it.

Sure, I'd prefer to eliminate oil one day and be totally on renewables, but that's a LONG ways off.
 
Look, the environmentalists have no actual evidence, backed up by a study, that says that Keystone would significantly harm the environment in any situation that doesn't involve a spill, and I've already addressed why the "it's risky" argument is a ridiculous strawman. The pipeline is no longer being investigated by Nebraska Courts. We've had six years to study its possible effects - and it's clearly not the automatic, guaranteed environment ruiner that the far-left would like it to be.

Look I get that it's not some masterful economy saver and I'd like to see serious regulation of any exporting, but neither of those are big enough concerns for any sensible person to be against the pipeline. It's time for Obama to just tell the Sierra Group, and leftist Senators, and everyone else who opposes it to just give up because there aren't even the beginnings of a logical argument against the pipeline.

Obama likes to think that republicans get nothing after their big victory last year. That's not how things should work. Republicans won big, so they have earned the right to get some of their ideas passed, and it should start with this pipeline. Obama's Veto today shows that, at least on this issue, he only cares about ultra-liberal Chris Murphy, Elizabeth Warren, Jeanne Shaheen, and their allies, and doesn't care about what's popular among the people, which is the Keystone Pipeline.

Rush couldn't have said it better.

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Jao is a very old form of Jehovah and so I laughed when I went on my goat God rant because I was talking about Jehovah.

Then r2d2 responds with Jao! And giggles like a school girl at my craziness even though he narrowed my point down to one word.  

Thost thinks he's getting messages from Jao.  Which makes all this weird 'Obamacare requires sacrifice 2500 from each country' so weird  because I think Thost thinks the lives Obamacare saves here must be made up elsewhere.

Which is both weird, scary, and jao!

Jao comes from Greek Tau (the letter t, like a cross ) but that comes from the Phoenician X, which was the representative letter of their god Saturn.  We know Saturn as Satan.  Now we know why Jesus died on the 'cross' (t or x).

And if you don't believe me, you'll find Greek and Hebrew both come from Phoenician who kind of are an anomaly in history.

Somehow our God leads back to Satan...the one with all the rules and sacrificing and killing in the old testament.

This really blew my mind.  Jehovah isn't the father Jesus referred to.  At least that's my interpretation.  And im probably wrong.

Anyway I know...not the right thread

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Context:

The people of Kansas had a chance to "let it go" last November, but they turned it down.

Sam brownback is nothing but a brown recluse who cant stick his venom in us so he sicks it on his own people.  A truly godless, evil man.  He and Frothy can both rot as far as im concerned.

So pretty all in their royal color

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Context:

The people of Kansas had a chance to "let it go" last November, but they turned it down.

Sam brownback is nothing but a brown recluse who cant stick his venom in us so he sicks it on his own people.  A truly godless, evil man.  He and Frothy can both rot as far as im concerned.

Uh... the person that was being referred to was Pat Roberts, last time I recall. I didn't see anything about him in there

They had a chance to let spidey go too...and didnt.  Stupid Kansans.  Too bad itll be the poor who get it.

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Hipsters reproduce asexually when exposed to 90s indie tracks.  Check Williamsburg.

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He's on the roll

If its Clinton, 2X prez, due to the changing demographics,  of 20% Latino, 13% Blk and 60% white, and the way the SW is expanding, FL may become a lean Dem soon, and I hope she wins FL.

I want to know what a 2X prez is.

Chris Christie, in his dreams.

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just imagine Donald Trump looks like this



Trump:  "This girl is the nastiest skank b*tch I've ever met. Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut!"