News Reports

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BALTIMORE SUN
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JANUARY 23rd:  In a recent Gallup election poll taken among 1000 registered voters in the state of Maryland, 56% are currently supporting the election of a Nym90/Harry ticket, while 44% support Supersoultry/Demrepdan.


Western Maryland:

60% - Supersoultry (R)
40% - Nym90 (D)


Eastern Shore:

59% - Supersoultry
41% - Nym90


Baltimore:

69% Nym90
31% Supersoultry


Central Maryland:

59%  Nym90
41%  Supersoultry


Baltimore Mayor of_thisnation (D) has yet to make any formal endorsements in the general election, although it is expected he will be supporting Democratic candidate Nym90, and his VP candidate Harry.  "The city of Baltimore and its facilities are open to Nym90 and Harry, to Supersoultry and Demrepdan."  of_thisnation also stated that Baltimore "would be proud" to host any debate being planned.

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They're just a lot more articulate and informed in Sweden.  Or maybe just Gustaf.

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*BREAKING NEWS*

OTN news reporter of_thisnation has fallen asleep on the grass at Supersoulty campaign HQ while awaiting a statement from the Governor. He is expected to sleep the rest of the night, and is somewhere in Wolf Blitzer's vecinity, where the bearded one has been putting shaving cream on unsuspecting reporter's hands and proceeding to tickle their faces.

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The Fox Report with Shephard Smith

Well, it's all the talk among conservative Republicans these days.  It started out as just a rumor, but now Fox News can confirm that author and political commentator Ann Coulter and Georgia Senator GWBFan...are dating.

That's right.  Two ring wing peas in a pot.  Maybe we'll hear wedding bells soon.  Maybe, if GWBFan does what a lot of analysts think he might and run for the White House, Ms. Coulter will be first lady.  Boy, that's a fun thought, isn't it?  What a way to get the Democrats hopping mad... And now onto the G block...

(Sorry.  I had to do this.  I'm in love with the woman!)

Ah, well, I'm sure you two would produce some very right-wing children.

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Is that what they're calling it now?

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excuse me while I go get sick somewhere.

at least be like normal guys and fawn over models or something, not fascist nuts like coulter

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I'd just like to let you know that Ann Coulter is the only conservative (and maybe PD) that I would actually have the audacity to call a fascist. I could just call her a reactionary, that's not as bad. Lessens the blow.


Well, I guess our opinions differ on looks too, cause I don't think she is attractive. Just another dumb blonde who needs to eat something.

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I'd just like to let you know that Ann Coulter is the only conservative (and maybe PD) that I would actually have the audacity to call a fascist. I could just call her a reactionary, that's not as bad. Lessens the blow.


Well, I guess our opinions differ on looks too, cause I don't think she is attractive. Just another dumb blonde who needs to eat something.

Oooh... "dumb blonde..."  ouch, baby, ouch.  lol

Don't bring up the PD thing again.  He's completely different than he was when he first came here.  But Coulter doesn't advocate fascism, so you can't even remotely compare her to that.  Just call her extreme; lose the whole fascist thing, it's not working.  I never understood why many liberals call hardcore conservatives fascists or nazis.  It's completely untrue and unfair.  It's rude and it shows off the liberals' bad colors.

You're right, that's a little harsh. She's a far-right halfwit who seems quite peaceful in her own, ignorant world. She's got it good, I'll give her that.