The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

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I am related to Hillary Clinton, she is my uncle

She must be proud to have a niece like you.

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I am a loser. I've come to face it. I spike my hair....nobody likes it...including me. I comb it back...older women (30yrs old+) and family go nuts and tell me how beautiful my hair is. But, no girls like me. I'm never gonna be in a relationship. I'm lonely, and have nobody. I'm a nice, charming, Italian guy. I was a model as a child...and everyone thought I was the best lookin' thing...now no girls want to look at me. I don't under stand how I can win 2nd place in a Barbizon modeling competition...in the same place Hallie Berry and Katie Holmes started...then get ignored like I look horrible by girls a few years later.

Life sucks.

bwahahahahahahaha

[Nation]

You guys have fun getting hammered. I'll be the one in the corner coping a feel of the passed out chick.

HAHAHA!

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I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Something you doubtlessly never actually smelled, pasty internet geek.

haha oh man. this is definitley the quote of the year.

[Nation]

No its not.

no, it is. you got pwn'd by opebo. suck it up.