AK-Sen: Exec rats out Ted Stevens.

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The fall of Stevens! My heart could sing.

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Hooray to throwing crazy old farts out of the Senate.  I hope he resigns or loses.  He's way too old to be in the Senate anyways.

Frank Lautenberg.

But he's not crazy or corrupt, Hard.

He's a little bit "old man" crazy.

Meh. He's not a pork-barreling corrupt fool. I'll vote against him in the primary, but the odds of the NJ GOP putting up a candidate I'd support are close to nil.

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Hooray to throwing crazy old farts out of the Senate.  I hope he resigns or loses.  He's way too old to be in the Senate anyways.

Frank Lautenberg.

But he's not crazy or corrupt, Hard.

He's a little bit "old man" crazy.

Meh. He's not a pork-barreling corrupt fool.

He may not be corrupt, but he can pork-barrel with the best of them.  His Superfund Act was little more than a gigantic payday for cleaning up toxic sites in the Garden State—not that I'm complaining.

Well, in that sense every Senator is a pork-barreler. I'm talking about the Stevens-Byrd sense of the term.