WHEEEE . . . I got a nomination! 
You would have gotten two, if "Atlas Dirty Old Man" had been a category. Alas, you would have to run against GM and I for the honor...
Oh come on now, you're not a Dirty Old Man...you may be old and a man....
I jest 
Just wheel me back to my room and put my teeth in a glass. Matlock is about to come on.
You're still a young thing really. You have kids, so you have to think young. If it helps, my little cousin (now nearly 4) seems to think I'm ancient. 24 is 'really old like mummy' apparently, which seems to please his mum more than it pleases me
Well, I was walking down the street and some little snot of a neighbour child was on a trampoline and he shouted out "look at the old man". Granted he was about 6 and I'm a slightly more ancient 25.
Given most people think I look younger than 25... ugh little bugger.
