Ted Kennedy: An old, mentally retarded chimp
Boo-urns!
By 2024, assuming the country isn't invaded by Daleks or some other sort of space creature, I'm guessing that following the all-round good times provided by President Obama for the previous eight years, former VP Martin O'Malley and his running mate, Krist Novaselik of Washington, will be running for their second term against Connecticut Senator Shane McMahon, son of wrestling magnate Vince; and his running mate, the 79-year old Bob Dole Jr.
If I'm even a quarter right, you all owe me a drink...
