Identity politics in a nutshell

[Former Dean Phillips Supporters for Haley (I guess???!?) 👁️]

In Crusader Kings 2 one of those eunuch guys showed up in my court and I made him my spymaster because he had high as hell intrigue

Just go to the list of all characters, sort by intrigue, and invite whoever has the highest intrigue in the world to your court. Unless you are only a Count or something, usually people with the highest or close to highest stats are willing to join you, and it is more reliable than just having to wait around for a eunuch to maybe-maybe-not show up.