(Most of these questions are much to complex to simply call it "center-left" or "center-right", but it is amusing.)
I agree. And some seem to have labels reversed. And some are neither right nor left, but are on the other axis of the matrix, the up/down one. But it's amusing. Here's how I see it:
//Abortion
[ ] Unrestricted access to abortions. (L)
//Affirmative Action
[ ] Abolish all federal affirmative action programs. (R)
//Balanced Budget
[ ] Balance lowering the deficit with other priorities. (C)
//Business Tax
[ ] Reduce business taxation. (CR)
//Campaign Finance Reform
[ ] We need to significantly reduce corporate donations. (CL)
//Ecology
[ ] Good environmental policies are good economic policies. (CL)
//Education
[ ] No school vouchers, increase federal funding. (CL)
//Free Trade
[ ] All markets should be open! (R)
//Gun Control
[ ] Gun ownership is constitutionally protected - no gun control! (R)
//Same-Sex Marriage
[ ] Same-sex marriage is a constitutional right. (L)
//Immigration
[ ] Immigration is great, illegal immigrants granted amnesty. (L)
//Military Funding
[ ] We should decrease military funding. (CL)
//Military Intervention
[ ] Only if we are attacked. (C)
//Personal Tax
[ ] Increase income tax for the rich. (CL)
//Public Health Care
[ ] The health care system should be completely private. (R)
//Renewable Energy
[ ] We should focus on renewable energy sources. (CL)
//Social Security
[ ] Keep social security as it is. (C)
//Terrorism
[ ] Focus on better foreign policy, but use military force if we must. (C)