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« on: September 24, 2016, 06:35:55 PM »

The article also mentioned that the Humane Society is suggesting mass birth control instead of horseacide....horsecaust?


Let's go with equicide.  -cide comes from the latin word caedere, or "kill" as in homicide, infanticide, etc.  Horse is english from old high german, so it doesn't work with -cide.  (Mixing languages is bad form.)  Horsecaust?!  Caustic is from a greek word for burn, as in "holocaust" which means a great fire holo=light + caust=burn, as in "caustic humor."  Horsecaust just amounts to a peurile, cacophonic portmanteau, both etymologically and phonically offensive.  Equus is latin for "horse" and pairs well, both linguistically and euphonically, with -cide.  

What's interesting about Horses is that the modern genus evolved in North America, according to the fossil record, then raced across the land bridging the Bering Straits during one of the Pleistocene Ice Ages, populated Eurasia, then died out here, probably due to overhunting by early man tens of thousands of years ago.  They were then re-introduced by the Spaniards some 500 years ago.  Coming home, as it were.  Man kills off horses in North America, then man brings it back.  Now, man wants to kill it off again. 

Ah, I've never ridden a horse and, to be honest, they make me a little nervous.  They're smelly and large.  I say let them run free in the wild.  If they overpopulate the problem will take care of itself.  Overpopulation is wonderful that way.  If any species breeds faster than its food source will allow, mass starvation occurs.  Overpopulation problem solved.  Everybody wins.


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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2016, 09:36:17 PM »

I'm pretty sure that there's already a Simpson's episode about this.  Remember the Congolese mountain gorilla and the Chinese needle snake?
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« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2016, 07:18:23 PM »

How is horse?  I've always heard the phrase "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" which makes me think that horsemeat must be unappetizing.  This is surprising, since horses are vegetarian ungulates.  Vegetarians usually taste good.  I've eaten a few carnivores, but mostly herbivores.  With the exception of cartilaginous and bony fish, and a few reptiles, carnivores don't taste very good, whereas vegetarians are very tasty.  (I've always thought that if I were ever in a situation such as the one presented in the movie "Alive" I'd want to learn who among the crowd were vegetarians before people start dying off, in case we were reduced to eating humans and had to decide whom to eat first.)  Vegetarian ungulates are especially tasty, in my experience.  I've eaten many animals, but I've never tried horse.  Have any of you eaten horsemeat?  Is it as bad as the cowboys say it is?
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