How does your height compare with your parents?

[angus]

My family is, for the most part, so short, the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle governs determining our sizes.

ba-da-boom.

So Werner Heisenberg was cruising along the Autobahn and he gets pulled over by a cop.  The cop walks up the to the car and asks Heisenberg to roll down the window.  "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" the cop asks.  Heisenberg replies, "I have no idea, but I know exactly where I am."

[angus]

Then the cop looks over the car and notices that Erwin Schrödinger is in the passenger seat.  He asks if the two men have anything in the trunk.

"A cat," Schrödinger replies.

The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."

Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now."