Pennsylvania Republican Primary

[angus]

Hard call.  We have three excellent but flawed candidates.  Phil is studious, serious, forthright, and in fine physical shape owing to his puritan diet and intense exercise regime, but he's also hot-headed and spends far too much time making crop circles to be making policy.  Bullmoose is even-tempered and I agree with him on a number of issues, but he's often in his basement lab making meth instead of tending to pressing problems.  JJ is tenacious and has good judgment, but he is often too busy with his insider trading and pyramid schemes to take government seriously. 

I guess I'd have to listen to some speeches and voter forum questions before deciding, and be sure that the candidate would take seriously the plethora of pressing problems plaguing Pennsylvania.

[angus]

And in response to angus, I do not have a puritan diet. I don't eat a ton of junk but it isn't some super healthy diet. My exercise routine isn't extreme at all either but thanks for the compliments.

Not sure what you mean by making crop circles. Does that mean I'm a conspiracy theorist? Because I'd disagree with that.

Yeah, it was more or less a reference to some of your theories.  Just spewing nonsense, man.  Don't take it too much to heart.

Seriously, though, I think all three of you are sufficiently well-informed and gave good judgment and it would be a hard call.  Perhaps you will one day run for public office.  If you do, you would receive my full consideration.

[angus]

It's disheartening that angus wasn't included in this primary, PA pub that he is.

Forgot that he moved to PA.  He's still R-IA in my head...

it's okay, I've gotten used to it.  A year after I moved to Mississippi someone put up a poll with angus (I-CA) even though I'd long since moved from the SF bay area.

To be fair, I am an unaffiliated voter in PA, so technically I'm not allowed to vote in PA republican primaries.  That may change, but for the moment I'm "angus (I-PA)," which would be a great name for a malt beverage.